Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The post where I go off on something I haven’t even seen

(or: What am I looking for in “Christian” movies?)


So I haven’t seen Noah.  Not planning to see it.  It’s just not one that interests me.  Besides the fact that I’m very suspicious of Hollywood trying to do either Christian or biblical movies, it just doesn’t look very good to me.

I may be wrong.  I’ve been wrong before.  When I was a kid, my parents took me to the theater to see “Crocodile” Dundee, and I literally cried in the car because I didn’t want to see it.  Turns out I really enjoyed it, and when the second one came out, I was first in line.

So maybe it’s brilliant.  Maybe it’s a masterpiece.  Maybe someone will convince me to see it when it’s on Netflix.  But right now, I’m counting down the days to Captain America: Winter Solider, and Noah is not on my radar.

But I’m interested in the Christian world’s response to the film.  The filmmaker admits he’s not trying to make a terribly accurate movie.  This is not some devout Christian who is trying to translate the text to the screen.  Someone is using the story as a jumping-off point to tell a different sort of movie.


(As a side note, sometimes this works, but what’s the point?  For example, I would have liked G. I. Joe a lot better if the characters’ names were different, and they called it Silly Action Film with ‘Splosions!, but instead I was annoyed that they ruined a perfectly good story.  If you want to tell a different sort of story, just do it and call it something else instead of pretending that it is tied to some book or show or classic story.)

So a lot of people are angry at this movie.  Some of those same people loved last year’s The Bible, which was a theological train wreck, which is where I come in to ask this question – what are we looking for in a Christian or biblical movie?  (Those are not the same thing – Noah is a biblical one, but perhaps not a Christian one, while Fireproof is a Christian movie, but not a biblical one.)

I’ve picked out two reviews that show the two ends of the spectrum when it comes to Noah.  The first is very critical of it as a movie and as a theological movie.  The second approves on both counts.  Both of these articles have spoilers, and so will this post.

Not having seen the movies, I really don’t know which I agree with, but there are some really important points raised in the first one are glossed over in the second, and so I’m thinking I would lean more to the critical one if I actually saw it.  But the question I want to ask today is this: if I were to see the movie, what would I be looking for?

1) The portrayal of the character and works of God.

Let’s just be frank here.  If the portrayal of God is wrong or misleading, then the film is literally blasphemous.

And before you want to argue this point, read up on the Westminster Larger Catechism here and here.  Look up the Scripture citations.  Then we can discuss.

Let’s be frank here, Christians who misrepresent God are much more at fault here than an unbeliever who does it, because we should know better.  Still, all men recognize something of God’s character (Romans 1), so they are without excuse.  If they are building a god in their own image, then that’s idolatry.  That is a horrible sin, and we pass over it way too much.

Here’s where I’m concerned about Noah.  The first review tells about how Noah is determined to wipe out humanity by killing his grandchildren.  The second review passes over this very quickly, saying that the addition is “neutral.”

Well, does the movie depict this as something that the movie’s main character made up in his head, or is that the command of the movie’s god?  The difference is monumental.  There is plenty of sin in the biblical characters, and I wouldn’t necessarily fault the filmmakers for adding one (as long as it doesn’t affect the point), even though it draws into question the accuracy with which Noah understood God.  The Bible suggests that Noah understood God quite clearly and quite accurately.  But if God commanded this, then we are really dealing with a false and idolatrous god.

The answer may be in the film’s environmental approach.  We have a disagreement in the reviews again on this point.  In the first, environmentalism the point of the film.  In the second, it’s an element.  Again we ask the question – in this movie, why is God destroying these people?  Is it because of their sin, or is it to save nature?  Now, their destruction of the environment may be one of their sins – the Bible doesn’t say.  But if we are saying in this movie that God is destroying His image-bearers so that the rest of the planet can go on happily without us, then that disparages the character of God and His plan of redemption.

Did God save or destroy mankind in the Flood?  The Biblical God saved mankind.  The god of this movie seems to have wanted to destroy mankind, but failed because Noah chickened out in killing his grandchildren, putting into question his sovereignty, his power, and his goodness.

In Christian movies that are not biblical, this plays out a bit differently.  We know why God caused the Flood.  It’s in the Bible.  But when we are dealing with fiction, we should make sure that the depiction of God is consistent with His character.  I read one novel lately that depicted God as impotent in the affairs of men.  That is a false god that does not exist.  Another film I watched made Him powerful, but completely unable to move the heart to salvation.  That’s not the true God.  The true God draws people to Himself, and the Son does not lose one of those people.

Am I splitting hairs here?  Again, let’s look to what the Bible says.  “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain” (Exodus 20:7).  Taking the Lord’s name in vain is not simply using it as a curse word, though that is part of it.  Again, I would direct you to the questions in the Larger Catechism linked above for a really great discussion on this.

2) The portrayal of the image of God.

It does not appear that this movie deals with this, which is good.  But a lot of others have.  God does not look like Morgan Freeman or George Burns.  God commands us not to fashion images of Himself.  It does us no good to disobey God and put an actor in his place in a movie.

Now, the issue of Jesus in a film is an interesting one, and one I’m not prepared at this point to answer.  We don’t have the time, and I would need to study on it a lot more before publishing on the question.  There are good arguments on the side that we are allowed to portray the image of Jesus, since He came in the flesh.  But there are very good arguments on the other side too, so I’m going to leave that one up in the air for now and we may need to come back to it another time.

That being said, we should not have God the Father portrayed in a movie.  Period. 

3) The portrayal of the Gospel and condition of man.

I’m encouraged, based on the second review, that this movie appears to depict the true depravity of man.  That is a point in the film’s favor.  We don’t see this nearly enough.  Too many times we are seen in films as basically good people who maybe need some direction or need to be turned to the right path.

We see this in a lot of “Christian” “art” that isn’t even really distinctly Christian.  It’s more in the “fix your life” type of film that, if it mentions God at all, appeals to a generic god that just wants to help you out.  Unfortunately, we see this in our preaching too.

The biblical anthropology is that we are dead in trespasses and sin, slaves to sin, unable to respond unless the Father draws us.  No one seek after good, we are not righteous, no not one.  We are lost, dead, and hopeless unless the creator God grants us life.

The view of man in this film appears to be good, but what I would be interested in seeing is the view of salvation.  Is the “righteous” man depicted as one who hates his fellow man, even threatening to kill his unborn grandchildren?  Is salvation in this movie the destruction of mankind?

Let’s remember, after all, that the story of the Flood is a type and shadow of salvation.  Destruction is coming, but those who believed the Word of the Lord found life and safety on the ark.  Our ark is Christ, the one who rescues His people, those who believe in Him, from destruction.  Is that story of the most glorious Gospel message paralleled in this film?  I would not expect that connection to be exegeted in detail on film, but at the same time, if the story is so different that it no longer applies, then it’s no longer Christian, is it?  And it’s not biblical.

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I’ve probably gone on longer than I needed to, but I thought the opportunity was good to explain what we might look for in these sorts of films.  We need training in this area, and that’s one of the reasons I’m doing this blog.  There are some notable exceptions, but the visible church has largely rejected Noah but seemed to have really liked The Bible miniseries, which is just as bad, and probably far worse.  We need much more training in what is honoring to God and what is not, and we should not support those things that are dishonoring to Him.

I haven’t seen Noah, so I don’t know whether it is or it isn’t.  This post is about questions I would ask of the movie.  Feel free to let me know whether you thought it was a good one or not.


I still probably won’t see it – Captain America comes out this week.