
Of course he said yes.
He had to. He had no idea what
this charity was or what they did. Yes,
their mission was the “help children,” but what did that mean? Did they take kids out of school and teach
them to make moonshine? Did they train
them to be circus acts? Did they teach
them Islam, or Mormonism, or some strange religion that worships Bill Murray?
I suppose they were probably good, but I don’t know for
sure. I was in college, so I certainly
didn’t have any money, so I never looked into the group to make sure they were
okay. But even at the time, I recognized
what they had done – they had basically blackmailed the guy into giving them
money. Had he said no, they would have
been talking about it for days, how Mr. So-and-So hates little kids, and the actor
knew it too. He had to offer up
something to keep them happy.